Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.