Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.