Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.