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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
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Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.
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Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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