Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Three statisticians are out hunting. Suddenly, a deer appears 50 yards away. The first statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the left. The second statistician shoots and hits the tree 5 feet to the right. The third statistician starts jumping up and down, yelling "We got him! We got him!"
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.