Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.