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Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
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Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
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The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
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Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
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Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.
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You've heard that Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, right? Well he's currently making his third attempt.
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Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.
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