The square root of Pain is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris teaches math to solve its own problems.
Chuck Norris is the only person to know pi, because when he puts it into the calculator, the calculator doesn't dare give him only part of it.
Chuck Norris can count the number of corners in a circle.
2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
Count from one to ten. That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Scientists don't bother to calculate how many years old the planet earth is, they just say it's one Chuck old.
Chuck Norris doesn't solve math - math solves Chuck Norris.
Q: Do you know why infinity goes on forever? A: Because it knows Chuck Norris is waiting for it at the end.
Chuck Norris can cross all Seven Bridges of Konigsberg, making all the current laws of Math, obsolete.