Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
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Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
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The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-.
These are also Chuck Norris' initials.
This is not a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all.
Your life may be forfeit.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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