When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
One man said he got his butt whooped by Chuck Norris twice but he lied, because everyone knows you couldn't survive it once.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
Climate change is just Chuck Norris playing with the thermostat.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
A meteor did not kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just went on a hunting trip.
When Chuck Norris logged in to WoW, everyone logged out.