When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier.
In half.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand?
A: Thunder.
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Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?"
It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
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If, by some incredible space-time parodox, Chuck Norris would ever fight himself, he'd win.
Period.
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