When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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The Titanic didn't sink by an ice burg, Chuck Norris was doing the back stroke across the Atlantic.
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In 1986 the U.S.S.R. attempted to clone Chuck Norris.
The scientists failure was covered up and we now know their attempt as the Chernobyl disaster.
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My friend to me "I don't understand why Chuck Norris is the butt of so many jokes."
Me to the friend "Well he does kick a lot of them."
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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The universe expands because the stars believe this way will be safer from Chuck Norris.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Chuck Norris actually went to Rome by all roads. At the same time.
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Chuck Norris went up the creek without a paddle... or a canoe.
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