When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a three-legged race... By himself.
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Chuck Norris has never won a single fight.
Winning would imply some sort of competition or chance that he could loose.
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If you stab Chuck Norris, your knife will bleed.
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Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.
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