When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Noris once got his blood tested.
His blood type was AK-47.
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Chuck Norris sends his beard clippings to the police.
They are used as bullet proof vests.
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Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
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Chuck Norris shaves with a hunting knife.
"Shaving" consists of cutting a new mouth-hole every morning.
That's how tough his beard is.
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Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
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If you go on google and type find Chuck Norris then click I'm feelin lucky...run
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Justin Timberlake didn't bring sexy back Chuck Norris did.
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The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
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In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
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Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
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