When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Chuck Norris can fall up.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.
Chuck Norris terrorizes terrorism.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1
Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
Just the thought of using Chuck Norris in a war is considered a terrible crime against humanity.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.