When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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In the same event. From home.
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Remember Atlantis?
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris once threw a pebble.
We now call it...Hayley's Comet.
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