When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears.
There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Every bone inside Chuck Norris is his funny bone, cause he laughs wherever you hit him.
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There are no comets.
Only people that Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked so hard that they are now in permanent orbit in our solar system.
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Chuck Norris is the only one that can turn lemonade into lemons.
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When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris decided 50 years of Micheal Jackson was enough
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Chuck Norris is the meaning of life.
Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
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In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
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