When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Chuck Norris.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris' indian name is "He who can kick your ass anytime anywhere"
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris can turn a vegan into a cannibal.
If there's something strange... In your neighborhood... Who ya gonna call?... CHUCK NORRIS!
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.