The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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The Beatles originally sang "All you need is Chuck Norris".
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The Matrix once had to take the red pill to escape from Chuck Norris.
It failed.
Nothing can escape from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris built the never ending stairs.
Then he climbed it up.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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Chuck Noris can make grapes from wine.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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Apple, Microsoft and Sony, among others, strive to invent the most cool device to please Chuck Norris, the fail all the time.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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Chuck Norris CAN handle the truth.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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