The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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How did Stella get her groove back?
Permission from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can sit in the shade...in an open field.
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For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling.
He already knows the outcome.
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Chuck Norris is standing right behind you when you're reading this.
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Chuck Norris invented 1080p so people could see his beard is made of razor wire.
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Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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Chuck Norris is the reason why Mickey mouse talks like that.
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Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability.
Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse-kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back.
The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming.
They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
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Always be yourself, unless you can be Chuck Norris, then always be Chuck Norris.
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It is better to give than to receive.
This is especially true of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
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