The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris graduated college in one hour.
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Chuck Norris once decided to dig a hole, today we call it the Grand Canyon.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Voldemort once ran into Chuck Norris.
He is now known as Harry Potter.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Chuck Norris once sued a Law and Order Company because those are the trademark item names of his right and left legs.
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Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
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Chuck Norris has only used the 'Total Gym' twice in his life.
When his eyes are open - and when they are closed.
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According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
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There was no Big Bang at the beginning of the Universe, Chuck Norris simply sneezed.
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