The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can make a rock grow.
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
On a high school math test, Chuck Norris put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Chuck Norris solves all his problems with Violence.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Where was your mom last night? At Chuck Norris' place.
Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.