The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
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The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
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Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.
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Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Earth is not spinning around the sun.
The sun is just desperately trying to keep a distance to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Chuck Norris knows how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
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Once upon a time, Chuck Norris moved a Mack truck out of his way.
We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.
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Suicide committed Chuck Norris.
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When you sneeze, it means someone is thinking badly of you.
When you have a seizure and pass out, it means Chuck Norris is thinking badly
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