The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris was 5 he threw a paper airplane.
It landed yesterday.
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What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris?
His foot.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep with a teddy bear.
He sleeps with a real bear.
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Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
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Chuck Norris was in all the Star Wars movies, he played the force.
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Chuck Norris once gave a cop a ticket for speeding.
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Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
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Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
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Chuck Norris installed his own home security system. It's called "Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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