The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris not only speaks in the third person, he sees in the third person.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosn't have a star on Hollywood Blvd he has a constellation.
Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
In Radiant Spirits, Solari's body temprature is 120 degrees. Chuck Norris's body temprature is about 151 degrees.
Chuck Norris threw rocks into the ocean and named them Hawaii
Chuck Norris can infect a mac with pc viruses.
When a Jedi dies they become part of the force, when the force dies it becomes part of Chuck Norris.
Dante's Inferno is based on a Nature Walk Chuck Norris once took.
Person 1: Global Warming doesn't exist. Chuck Norris was cold so he turned the sun up. Person 2: That's bullhsh*t! everyone knows Chuck Norris doesn't get cold!