The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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The ground hog only pokes his head out to check for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.
Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris puts all of his baskets in one egg.
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Crop Circles are Chuck Norris's preschool art projects.
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Chuck norris can control chaos.
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