The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Chuck Norris doesn't play computer games,the computer plays Chuck Norris games.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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Chuck Norris was mauled by a bear once, then the bear woke up and apologized.
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The largest unit of digital information is called Chuckbyte.
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Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants.
Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk.
He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
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Chuck Norris keeps his friends close and his enemies dead.
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