The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books.
The words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris DNA is classified.
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Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
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