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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life? In actuality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris once gave a box of his old watches to a group of kids. These kids are now known as the power rangers.
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James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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