The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris told you to jump off a bridge, would you? Of course you would.
Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
Chuck Norris is the only person that can deliver a roundhouse kick in full 1080p, remember that the next time you watch Walker Texas Ranger in Blu-Ray.
All men are created equal. Equally inferior to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't cry. His eyes sweat.
2PAC once thought he was tougher than Chuck Norris... he was later murdered.
Chuck Norris can make a slinky go upstairs.
If Chuck Norris ever got caught for speeding, he'd let the cops off with a warning.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Ozzy Osbourne once snorted a line of ants. Chuck Norris once snorted a line of bricks.