When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
Chuck norris can fix a plumbers crack.
Chuck Norris knows what color a smurf turns when you choke it.
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11... a suicide.
Chuck Norris can get a Pepsi out of a Coke machine.
Chuck Norris doesn't throw a baseball, it just leaves his hand cowering in fear.
Chuck Norris can spell the longest word in the English language with only three letters.