When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
The Twilight Zone enters the Chuck Norris Zone.
Black Holes are places where parallel universes are hiding from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
The Animal Crackers that Chuck Norris eats are made from real animals.
Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
The only thing written on Chuck Norris' passport is "It's me".
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
When Chuck Norris plays dodge ball... the balls dodge him.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.