When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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Little known medical fact: Chuck Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way out of his monther's womb.
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Chuck Norris does not require food, drink, shelter, or sleep, only confirmed kills.
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We have a week dedicated to sharks... sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Nations fight other nations but wouldn't have balls enough to go toe-to-toe with Chuck Norris.
Remember Atlantis?
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A company once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but they soon realized it wouldn't work because Chuck Norris won't take shit from anyone.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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