When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
It is convenient to be near a hospital when you are injured. It is also convenient to insult Chuck Norris while standing in an open grave.
Chuck Norris is what you get when you open a can of whoop-butt.
When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
Bigfoot thinks Chuck Norris is a myth
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
Chuck Norris can answer a missed call.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.