When Chuck Norris watches TV it changes the channel for him when he asks just out of fear.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
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The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
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Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Wherever you go, Chuck Norris will already be there.
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Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory.
He refreshes webpages by blinking.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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Chuck Norris has 12 moons.
One of those moons is the Earth.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once sued the Houghton-Mifflin textbook company when it became apparent that their account of the war of 1812 was plagiarized from his autobiography.
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