Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
We live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.