Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Simply by pulling on both ends, Chuck Norris can stretch diamonds back into coal.
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.