Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Newton's 3rd Law never applies to Chuck Norris.
According to Einstein's theory of relativity, Chuck Norris can actually roundhouse kick you yesterday.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Transformers are just another name for Chuck Norris' grade 5 science project.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.