Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
Chuck Norris dropped the apple on Isaac Newtons Head.
E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Chuck Norris made Newton write 3 laws of physics just to break them... he was having a boring weekend.
Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can split the atom. With his bare hands.