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Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
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A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.
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E only equals MC² because Chuck Norris allows it too.
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Physics is bound by the laws of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once stuck a fork in a toaster and the toaster got electrocuted.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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