Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Chuck Norris once cried just to see what it was like. The end result was the creation of life.
He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't buy life insurance, life buys Chuck insurance.
Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving. He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.