What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy?
A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest.
He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about.
"Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks.
The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father."
"I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal."
"Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many."
The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards."
The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!"
The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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