Joke #8320

What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
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Q:Why can't Mexicans play Uno? A:They always steal the green cards.
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100 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. 1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem. All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
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I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
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Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
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The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
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How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
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What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower? Unemployed.
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