What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
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There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag?
Twix...
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Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
How do you find the population of Mexico?
roll a penny down the street
How do you find the richest person in Mexico?
SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A nigger family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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