What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
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Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
Q: Two Mexican cousins are in the front seat of a car who's in the back?
A: their children
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
He had locomotives.
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill?
a: White Power.
What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill?
a: Asian Power.
What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill?
a: Grand Theft Auto.
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas?
Playtex.
The Winter Olympics.
Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
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