What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home.
Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast.
The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast.
The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country."
The American threw over the Mexican.
The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?"
The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."
How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars?
Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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