What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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How do you hide your money from a mexican?
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school...
Teacher: "Whats your name?"
Boy: "Nadir"
Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."
Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?"
Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny."
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised...
Teacher: "What happened Johnny?"
Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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Whats black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
Q: What do you call a Jew with a mental disability?
A: Auschwitztic.
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I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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