What's the problem with an Asian pet store? There's always a kitchen in the back.
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute? Chun Ki Ho.
Why do Mexicans cross the border in pairs? Because it says "No Tres-Passing"
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
Why are black people & vending machines the same? Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
Why are black people good at basketball? Because they run, shoot and steal.
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Once you go asian you never miss an equation.
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken... My heart is not made in China!
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.