How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
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A: The person who gets the penny.
Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q: What do you call a barn of black people?
A: Out of date farming tools.
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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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