How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell.
The third mexican says:
YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell.
The third white guys says:
I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
How to tell who is Jewish in your class, drop a penny and see who gets their first.
What’s black with three feets?
A piano!
Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but...
I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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