How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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A: Because there is a Target on every corner.
Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Q: What's long and black and smells like shit?
A: The welfare line.
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?