How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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A: Rape
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A: Society
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A: Cocoa puffs.
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Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Q: Why are black people, pirates?
A: Because they go nigarrr.
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
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Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that shit once before.
Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Life Lemons Saying:
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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