How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Q: Why do Americans like black candles? A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve. Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Q: Why don't black kids play in sand boxs? A: Because they are affraid the cats will try to cover them up.
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape