How do you know when an Asian has been in your house?
Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
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A: The black one takes your watch.
Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
What did God say when he made the first black man?
"Damn, I burnt one."
Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
What do you call a Mexican without a lawn mower?
Unemployed.
Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours?
A: Put Janet Reno in charge.
Q: What do you call a violent minority?
A: A thug.
Q: What do you call a violent white guy?
A: Officer.
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Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.