How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!
Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican? A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!