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Batman is to Robin as Chuck Norris is to Death.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
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Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
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