When you die on Earth you go to hell. When you die in hell you go to Chuck Norris' house.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain... the snake died.
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris was once shot. The bullet died.
Chuck Norris knows how to kill you in more ways than you know how to die.
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.