Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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When Chuck Norris visits Africa, the animals are required to stay in their cars.
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Chuck Norris' keyboad has no delete key.
Chuck Norris never makes a mistake!
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Chuck Norris reads with his eyes closed.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Coffee doesn't wake up Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris wakes coffee up.
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Chuck Norris plays Scrabble with numbers.
And wins.
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Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
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When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide.
When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part.
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