Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life. There can be only one.