Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Chuck Norris beat a brick wall at tennis.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What is courage?" He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
Chuck Norris is not 70 years old. At age 60, he began getting younger. This is why he is actually only 50.
When Chuck Norris was born he drove his mom home from the hospital.
Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
If Chuck Norris is after you, don't bother killing yourself, he'll pull you down from heaven and kill you again.
Some say that Chuck Norris is the Stig.
Chuck Norris never reads the News – because Chuck Norris IS the News.