Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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What happens when Chuck Norris orders a beer and gets a beer?
He roundhouses the waitress, Chuck Norris should not have to ask.
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There will never be a zombie apocalypse, because when Chuck Norris bites zombies, they turn back into humans.
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Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with fourteen times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer.
This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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In the back of the book of world records, it says "All records are held by Chuck Norris. The ones listed are in second place."
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The wind of Chuck Norris's round house kick can be felt from 1600 million miles away.
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The Earth does NOT revolve around the Sun.
The Earth is stationary.
The Sun follows Chuck Norris as he makes his daily jog around the Earth.
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When Chuck Norris kills time, that'll be the end of it.
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Chuck Norris eats lightning and shits out thunder.
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