Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Q: What is the sound of Chuck Norris clapping one hand? A: Thunder.
Chuck Norris can sit at the corner of a round table
Chuck Norris can check his pulse by same hand.
Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.
A bulletproof vest wears Chuck Norris for protection.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.