Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Before America can declare war, congress has to ask Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris designed and created two series of cars. These are now known as Autobots and Decepticons.
There was no volcanic eruption in Iceland - Chuck Norris opened the BBQ season.
If tapped, a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick could power the country of Australia for 44 minutes.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
Chuck Norris named his parents.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
Chuck Norris wears boots to protect the Earth from his feet.
If Chuck Norris was here in the Philippines, there would be no hostage crisis. He eats hostage-takers for breakfast!