Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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There was a school about learning roundhouse kicks.
No one finished it.
Why?
Chuck Norris kicked them with a roundhouse kick.
It's his only weakness so no one must know how to do Roundhouse Kick!
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Chuck Norris doesn't look both ways before he crosses the street... he just roundhouses any cars that get too close.
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Before going to bed, the Boogeyman always checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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Count from one to ten.
That's how long it would take Chuck Norris to kill you... Forty seven times.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris enters a sauna the sauna starts sweating.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris.
It's now known as the moon
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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