Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard on his face.
Chuck Norris' beard has a face.
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A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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Do you know why babys cry when they are born?
Because they know they are entering the world with chuck Norris in it.
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Chuck Norris haunts ghosts.
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All wars stopped when Chuck Norris said, "Can I apply for the army?"
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Chuck Norris knows who A is.
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There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman.
And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
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UV rays are caused by Chuck Norris' smiles.
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There is only one award higher than the medal of Honor: The Chuck Norris Medal of Roundhouse.
No mortal man has ever earned it.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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