Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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The only reason world peace doesn't exist is because Chuck Norris doesn't feel like bringing peace to the whole world.
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What do you spell if you rearrange the letters in Chuck Norris's name.
Nothing, because you can't mess with Chuck Norris.
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Evolution ended the day Chuck Norris was born.
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Aliens believe in Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can speak braille.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick someone in the back of the face.
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If you want a list of Chuck Norri's enemies, just check the extinct species list.
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Chuck Norris can find Osama Bin Laden!
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2 > 1... unless that 1 is Chuck Norris.
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