Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris can kill 100 percent of whatever he wants.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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Chuck Norris was banned from going to "housewarming" parties because he kept burning them down.
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Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Chuck Norris told Wiz Khalifa what it is.
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Chuck Norris won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards.
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Freddy Krueger has nightmares of Chuck Norris
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The Highlander movie was actually based on Chuck Norris's life.
There can be only one.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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