Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
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Chuck Norris is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
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Chuck Norris was once asked to place his legs and fists in the cargo bay of a plane because weapons aren't allowed in the cabin.
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We only submit these facts so he doesn't kill us.
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If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
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Chuck Norris once slapped a headless man.
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