Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Why did satan die before judgment day, Chuck hated him.
Chuck Norris once stitched up a cut in his arm with a spoon.
Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
When someone is in trouble it's a job for Superman, when Superman is in trouble it's a job for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris didn't go to school to learn, he went to teach.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Chuck Norris can swim and skydive at the same time.
Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
Chuck Norris sent a e-mail through the postal service.