Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can fly around the world on a paper airplane.
Vote:
Originally Chuck Norris was in the cast of "The Expendables" but the movie was only 3 seconds long because there was nothing left to kill.
Vote:
If you look back far enough in your family tree, Chuck Norris appears at least three times.
Vote:
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Vote:
Chuck Norris eats rainbows to taste the Skittles.
Vote:
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
Vote:
Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
Vote:
Chuck Norris is so hot he makes the sun sweat.
Vote:
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Vote: