Chuck Norris is so cool, ice cubes are jealous...
When Chuck Norris was a kid, he entered a pool bombing competition. This place now widely known as the Niagara Falls.
Barcelona beats every team in the world, Chuck Norris can beat Barcelona... by himself.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
For his surprise 50th birthday party, Chuck Norris turned up early. No one surprises Chuck Norris.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
Chuck Norris can fire Vince McMahon.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Chuck Norris blows out trick candles.
The cops pulled Chuck Norris over for going 55 miles per hour on the freeway. But since he wasn't in a car, they had to give him a ticket for jaywalking.
The wind is Chuck Norris breathing.