Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Some people have alter egos. Chuck Norris has no such thing.
Chuck Norris once made a crippled man run away.
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Chuck Norris does not need a remote for his tv for all he needs to do is just stare until it turns on.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
Arnold Schwarzenegger always says he'll be back. But Chuck Norris always handles things the first time
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.