Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Sometimes when Chuck Norris stares at the stars too long they get scared.
These are known as black holes.
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Every morning Chuck Norris eats a bowl of nails for Breakfast... without milk.
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Kanye West interupted Chuck Norris and became Kanye East.
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Chuck Norris runs Windows Vista, and it has never crashed.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris once went to court for a crime, the judge pleaded guilty.
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Chuck Norris can eat just one pringle.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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Chuck Norris does not own a house.
He walks into random houses and people move.
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