Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics.
In the same event. From home.
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Chuck Norris never dies.
And of course, he will also never fade away.
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Chuck Norris hit a home run in a football game.
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Chuck Norris' personal airplane is called Air Force Chuck.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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When Chuck Norris was 8 years old he got into a pillow fight with his older brother, that's why he's now an only child.
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Chuck Norris has hair of steel wool.
That's why his mullet never moves.
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The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris' fist.
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Chuck Norris can keep up with the Kardashians.
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