Chuck Norris won the gold, silver and bronze medals at the Olympics. In the same event. From home.
Chuck Norris once won a blinking contest against a statue!
Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Beetlejuice is afraid to say Chuck Norris 3 times.
Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
Stars wish upon Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris speaks english, french, spanish, italian and portuguese. At the same time in every sentence.
The Earth was flat until Chuck Norris looked in it's direction...then it rolled up into a ball.
Wilt Chamberlain claims to have slept with more than 20,000 women in his lifetime. Chuck Norris calls this "a slow Tuesday."