Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris's Blood Can't be matched...
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The phrase "I am become death, destroyer of worlds" was actually first coined by Chuck Norris when he came out of the womb.
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Fear of Chuck Norris is called logic.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris still kicks your ass.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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