Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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Chuck Norris has only played Pacman twice, and beat the game both times.
The ghosts were too afraid to leave their little box to try to stop him.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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Chuck Norris can throw Randy Johnson 101mph.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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