Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.