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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone
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Wheaties is the breakfast of champions, not for Chuck Norris. He eats Chucky Charms, which contains diamonds, sulfuric acid, and radioactive uranium.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris took a rocket science class but quit becaus it was too easy.
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Chuck Norris boils an egg by holding it.
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