Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
When you break a leg it is actually not your leg that is broken. It´s Chuck Norris´s leg. He owns everything including you and your pityful leg.
When Google has a question Chuck Norris always knows it.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.
Chuck Norris once broke the sound barrier. In half.