Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris doesn't think he's better than everyone, everyone thinks Chuck Norris is better than them.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again.
When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.
Teacher to student "Why is every answer on your test 'Chuck Norris'?" Student to teacher "Chuck Norris is the answer to all problems!"
Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays. Happy Chuckday everyone!