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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris can obtain unobtainable.
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It's a proven fact that you will go blind faster staring at a picture of Chuck Norris than you would staring at the sun.
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Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
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Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
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Latin insulted Chuck Norris. It is now a dead language.
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Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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Chuck Norris is reading all these jokes and thinking to himself: They make me sound like a pussy.
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Chuck Norris once kicked Hulk in the face, so Hulk ran into the woods. He is now known as Shrek.
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When Chuck Norris has your back you aren't likely to get it back again.
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The moon is just a football Chuck Norris kicked up when he was a kid.
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