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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
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Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
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Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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