Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone. His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris won more Olympic medals than the hole world... Including himself.
Chuck Norris actually died a while back. Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second. It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
Chuck Norris once raced light. He is still waiting for it to catch up.
Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Chuck Norris... Okay, I've finished my morning prayers.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.