Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris's daughter lost her virginity, he got it back.
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Chuck Norris can set water on fire.
He can also set fire on water.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he saw a fat chick, he roundhouse kicked her so hard she transformed.
She is now known as Britney Spears.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have to do anything for a Klondike bar.
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Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
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Count Dracula once bit Chuck Norris and immediately turned vegetarian.
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Davie Jones is afraid of Chuck Norris' Locker.
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Chuck Norris puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like the rest of us.
The only difference is, then he kills people.
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Chuck Norris's black belt was made in a black hole.
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Chuck Norris can eat peanut butter with a straw.
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