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Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Chuck Norris made time wait.
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For Chuch Norris, ANYTHING counts in horseshoes and handgrenades.
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Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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Barack Obama was elected president of the USA because Chuck Norris said so. He remind him of Trivette...
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Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks. They fold under pressure.
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