Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
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Chuck Norris' shadow stays ten steps behind him in fear of a roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris can spit through bulletproof glass.
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Jedis are now taught to use the "Chuck".
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Law of Gravity doesn't apply to Chuck Norris, he enforces it... with a round house kick.
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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris looks at IEDs and the trigger man blows up.
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Once someone forgot to stand up when Chuck Norris entered the room.
Chuck roundhouse kicked him into the man behind him creating a nuclear explosion.
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Bruce Wayne first tried wearing a Chuck Norris mask to inspire fear, until he saw himself in the mirror.
He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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