Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died.
The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible.
All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected.
He knows the unexpected.
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Time waits for no man.
Unless that man is Chuck Norris.
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Bruce Springsteen calls Chuck Norris 'The Boss'.
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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
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The world ends on December 21st, 2012.
Only because that's when Chuck Norris masters the Falco Punch.
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Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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