Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding.
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When Chuck Norris was 12 years old, he mauled a pit bull.
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Chuck Norris made the Beatles cross Abbey Road.
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Chuck Norris once climbed the empire state building and roundhouse kicked the human spider off the top.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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Chuck Norris can play Bach's 9th Symphony with a triangle.
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Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.
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Evolution's driving mechanism is nature's desperate attempt to escape Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris couldn't act in Titanic because he would have saved everyone.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris walked into a bar.
"OUCH!" said the bar.
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