What's a rabbits favorite book?
Hop on Pop.
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Q. Why did the ant fall off the toilet seat?
A. Because he was pissed off!
"May I buy half a rabbit?"
"No, we don't split hares."
Why are rabbits never gold?
How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette?
He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you.
If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first?
The mountain lion.
You can always shoot the bull.
Where does a cow stop to drink?
The milky way.
"Yes, ma'am," the old salt confided to the inquisitive lady, "I fell over the side of the ship, and a shark he come along and grabbed me by the leg."
"Merciful providence!" his hearer gasped. "And what did you do?"
"Let 'im 'ave the leg, o' course, ma'am. I never argues with sharks."