What's a rabbits favorite book?
Hop on Pop.
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In the cow-boose.
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One asks the other, "Do you recall your worst day last year?"
The other responds, "Yes, the day I had diarrhea!"
Zebras are just horses that escaped from prison.
Thousands of years ago cats were worshipped as gods.
Cats have never forgotten this.
Which big cat should you never play cards with?
A cheetah.
One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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A: The inside.
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A:Because they can.