What's a rabbits favorite book?
Hop on Pop.
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A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them.
The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father gave him a lecture about having respect for living things and added, "Just for that you can’t have any honey for two weeks!"
Pretty soon a butterfly landed near them.
The boy ran over and stomped on it.
Again, the father gave him a lecture and added, "Just for that you can’t have any butter for two weeks!"
When they got home, they went into the kitchen, and a cockroach ran across the floor.
The mother ran over and stomped on it.
The boy said to his father, "Well do you want to tell her, or shall I?"
What is a frogs favorite time?
Leap Year!
A policeman caught a mischievous little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.
"Now listen here," the policeman said, "Whatever you do to that poor, innocent creature I shall personally do to you."
"In that case," said the boy, "I'll give it lots of chocolates as well as all my money and let it go."
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So he can make you curious.
Why God did made the snake before lawyers?
To exercise.
What did one dairy cow say to another?
Got milk?
Chuck Norris doesn't bug hunt as that signifies a probability of failure, he goes bug killing.
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What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?
Burgers and flies.