Joke #10062

Cow: "Why don't you shoo those flies?" Bull: "I ll let them go barefoot!"

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

What's green and red? A very mad frog.

I once had a goldfish that could break-dance on a carpet, but only for like 20 seconds.

Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."

What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.

How are skunks able to avoid danger? By using their instinks and common scents.

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

An astronomer, a physicist and a mathematician are on a train in Scotland. The astronomer looks out of the window, sees a black sheep standing in a field, and remarks, "How odd. Scottish sheep are black." "No, no, no!" says the physicist. "Only some Scottish sheep are black." The mathematician rolls his eyes at his companions' muddled thinking and says, "In Scotland, there is at least one field, containing at least one sheep, at least one side of which appears black from here."

Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.