Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Two girl sprinters are training for the 100 metres race. One says to the other: "You won't believe this, but I've just run 100 metres in 10 seconds." The other says: "But that's impossible, that's the world record." So the other says: "Ah hah, but I took a short cut."
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
What is a cow's favourite TV show? Dr Moo.
If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
What do you call a gay dinosaur?…… Mega-sore-ass.
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday? A merry dairy.
Q: What did the apple say to the worm? A: You're boring me.
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."