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Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"
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Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
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Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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