Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
Rudolph the well hung reindeer, Had a great enormous cock, All he could ever do with it, was beat it off inside a sock, All of the female reindeer, Had pussies that were just too small, Poor old well hung Rudolph, Could not get any sex at all, Then one horny Christmas eve, Santa came to say, "Rudolph with your cock so strong... Fuck my arsehole all night long!" Then all the reindeer loved him, A few of them were heard to say, "Rudolph the well hung reindeer... You're so lucky Santa's gay"
Chuck Norris was once bitten by a venomous cobra .... After 5 days of excrutiating pain the cobra Eventually died
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom... I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...