Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have? Plenty of milk.
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."
Mohan (to the doctor): "Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?" Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor." Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?" Doctor: "You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital."
Did you hear about Mike Tyson's horse? It got angry and bit at the champ!
Jack: "What's the name of the fastest dinosaur at the Olympics?" Jill: "I haven't a clue. What?" Jack: "Prontosaurus."
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year. In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.