Joke #11518

Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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Why did the bald man take up running? To get some fresh 'air.
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A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull." The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick." The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?" The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
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Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake? A: A jump rope!
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Oh, you play racquetball? You must be extremely athletic.
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"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."
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What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal.
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Who was the fastest runner? Adam. He was first in the human race.
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How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
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So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.
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