Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
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Why did the bald man take up running?
To get some fresh 'air.
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get?
A: Mistle-toes!
Jamaica has named Usain Bolt its Sportsman of the Year.
In related news, the island has also made Michael Phelps an honorary citizen.
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end?
It was won by a hare.
Who was the fastest runner?
Adam.
He was first in the human race.
Did you hear about the hopeless athlete?
He ran a bath and came in second.
The ladies say I'm like Usain Bolt in the bedroom...
I usually wear a yellow and green vest.
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds.
It goes ching chong wu.
So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound.
Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river.
The black guy ask was that noise.
The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative.
See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun.
The black guy says let me try.
He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
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A javelin thrower called Vicky
Found the grip of her javelin sticky.
When it came to the throw
She couldn't let go.
Making judging the distance quite tricky.