Joke #11518

Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.

Light was heard saying to his son, "Keep practicing and one day you will be faster than the speed of Usain."

I went to the movie theater the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dachshund. It was a sad, funny kind of film. In the sad part, the dachshund cried his eyes out, and in the funny part, the dachshund laughed its head off. This happened all the way through the film. After the film had ended, I decided to go and speak to the man. "That's the most amazing thing I've seen," I said. "That dachshund really seemed to enjoy the film." The man turned to me and said, "Yeah, it is. He hated the book."

Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do elves get? A: Mistle-toes!

So I heard the reason Usain Bolt is so fast is because his offseason training consists of going back home and hitting on dudes.

Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.

"I have the body of an athlete." "Better give it back. You're getting it out of shape."

You're not alone. Sometimes, even Usain Bolt feels like he's running in circles.

What's a rabbits favourite car? Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.

An elderly patient needs a heart transplant and discusses his options with his doctor. The doctor says, ‘We have three possible donors. One is a young, healthy athlete. The second is a middleaged businessman who never drank or smoked, and the third is an attorney who just died after practising law for 30 years.’ ‘I’ll take the lawyer’s heart,’ says the patient. ‘Why?’ asks the doctor. The patient replies, ‘It’s never been used.’

A javelin thrower called Vicky Found the grip of her javelin sticky. When it came to the throw She couldn't let go. Making judging the distance quite tricky.