What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
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A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:
- Do you have any bananas?
- No,I don't. ( says the barman)
- Do you have any bananas? (asks the monkey)
- No,I have not got any bananas!
- Do you have any bananas?
- If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!
- Do you have any nails?
- No,I don't.
- Do you have any bananas?
A boy asks his mother for breakfast.
She says, "Not until you feed the animals."
The boy goes outside and says to the chicken, "I don't feel like feeding you today."
So he kicks the chicken.
He does the same with the cow and the pig.
The boy goes back into the house and tells his mother that he's hungry.
His mother says, "I saw you kick the chicken, so you're not getting any eggs, I saw you kick the cow, so you're not getting any milk, and I saw kick the pig, so you're not getting any bacon."
Just then the boy's father walks down the steps, trips and kicks the cat.
The boy says, "Mom, should I tell him?"
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk.
Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
As they meet, one man looks at the other knowingly, points to his foot and says, "Vietnam, 1969."
The other points his thumb behind him and says, "Dog crap, 20 feet back."
What band is a cow favorite?
Moody Blues.
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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A hippo once told me he hated gangs, but then he joined one
What a HippoCrip.
When is a farmer like a magician?
When he turns his cow into pasture.
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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