What's green with red spots? A frog with the chicken pox!
Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat? A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo. Don't worry I'll be there too, not in the cage, but laughing at you.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit? A honey bunny.
Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?" Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
Who robs banks and squirts ink? Billy the Squid.
Q. How do rednecks have safe sex? A. They mark the sheep that kick!
A man takes his hamster to the vet, and after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it dead. Not happy with the vet's diagnosis the man asks for a second opinion. The vet gives a whistle and in strolls a Labrador dog. The dog nudges the hamster around with its nose and sniffs it a couple of times before shaking his head. "There" says the vet," Your hamster is dead". Still not happy the man asks for a third opinion. The vet opens the back door and in bounds a cat. The cat jumps onto the table and looks the hamster up and down for a few minutes before looking up and shaking it's head. "It's definitely dead sir", says the vet. Convinced, the man enquires how much he owes. "That will be L1000, please". "A L1000 just to tell me my hamster is dead" fumes the man. "Well", says the vet, "There's my diagnosis, the lab report and the cat scan".
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before? Deja phew.