What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
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"How do you know he isn t?"
"Because I am."
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever.
Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus?
A: Captain Squid.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
This one will sleigh you.
An elephant goes to a camel and says why have you got a pair of tits on your back, the camel then replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.
Who robs banks and squirts ink?
Billy the Squid.
Q: Why did the woman get thrown out of the riding stable?
A: She wanted to mount the horse her way.
Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
A: De-calf-i-nated.
