What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
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because he was selling quack.
What's the definition of a nervous breakdown?
A chameleon on a tartan rug.
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Little Johnny replied, "Just Don't bite any."
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The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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What would you do if your were in a large room, all sealed up, no windows, the door was locked, and there were 5 hungry tigers, 32 vultures, 17 spitting cobras, 213 tarantulas, 1 laywer, and you had a gun with only two bullets?
Shoot the lawyer twice.