What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
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A young woman was having a physical examination and was very embarrassed because of a weight problem.
As she removed her last bit of clothing, she blushed.
"I'm so ashamed, and dirty Doctor," she said, "I guess I let myself go."
The physician was checking hers eyes and ears.
"Don't feel ashamed, Miss.
You don't look that bad."
"Do you really think so, Doctor?" she asked.
The doctor held a tongue depressor in front of her face and said, "Of course. Now just open your mouth and say moo."
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker?
A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
What do tigers wear in bed?
Stripey pyjamas.
What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits home?
A search warren.
What's a rabbits favorite movie?
Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a balloon?
A creature that stinks to high heaven.
A lady goes into a bar with her goose.
Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?"
Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose."
And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."