What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
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What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.
Why didn’t the internet get any e-mail?
Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
Teacher: Kids,what does the chicken give you?
Kids: Meat!
Teacher: Very good! Now what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon!
Teacher: Great! And what does the fat cow give you?
Kid: Homework!
Cats took many thousands of years to domesticate humans.
What happened to the cold jellyfish?
It set.
What is the longest organ in a sheep's body?
A New Zealander's cock!
What's at the end of Moby Dick?
A whale of a time.
Patty was sitting in her back yard digging a hole to bury her dead goldfish. Mrs. Johnson, who lived next door, was watching her over the fence.
Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, what are you doing?"
Patty said, "I'm digging a hole to bury my dead goldfish."
Mrs. Johnson said, "Patty, don't you think that hole is a little BIG for a goldfish?"
Patty said, "No...it's inside your damn cat!"
Two old ladies were outside smoking one day when it started to rain.
One of the ladies took out a condom, cut off the tip, and put it over her cigarette.
The other lady said, 'Hey, that's a good idea.
What's that called?'
The lady responded, 'It's a condom.'
The other lady said, 'Where can you get one of those?'
She said, 'Oh, just about any grocery of drug store.'
So, the next day, the lady went to a local drug store, went up to the cashier, and said, 'I need to get some condoms.'
The cashier looked at her puzzled (because of her age) and said, 'UH, what size?'
The lady responded, 'Hmm, one that would fit a camel.'