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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
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Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking."
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I ll get you next slime.
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Q: What do you call a fight between you and your dad? A: Dady issues!
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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he can make you curious.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Your house is so dirty I saw rats on dirt bikes.
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Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!
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Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About eight beers.
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What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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