What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
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Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
Q: What creature has more lives than a cat?
A: A frog, after all, they croak every night.
I had to get rid of my husband.
The cat was allergic.
A turtle is crossing the road when he's mugged by two snails.
When the police show up, they ask him what happened.
The shaken turtle replies, "I don't know. It all happened so fast."
Two hikers are out hiking.
All of a sudden, a bear starts chasing them.
They climb a tree, but the bear starts climbing up the tree after them.
The first hiker gets his sneakers out of his knapsack and starts putting them on.
The second hiker says, "What are you doing?"
The first responds, "I figure when the bear gets close to us, we ll have to jump down and make a run for it."
The second says, "Are you crazy? Don't you know you can't outrun a bear?
The first guy says, "I don't have to outrun the bear... I only have to outrun you!"
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.
What do cows get when they are sick?
Hay Fever.
Chuck Norris was bitten by a cobra, cobra died after 5 days.
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