What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
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I just watched a squirrel bury a nut in my front yard.
I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg.
That'll blow his little mind.
Did you hear about the pub owner who raised a baby rabbit?
It was an inn-grown hare.
What is a bear's favourite drink?
Koka-Koala.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
What does an octopus wear on a cold day?
A coat of arms.
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bakin'.
What do you call rubber bumpers on yachts?
Shark absorbers.
A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest.
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!"
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The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!"
The old geezer says...
(We're waiting...)
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A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?