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What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
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What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?" The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
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Psychiatrist: "What’s your problem?" Patient: "I think I’m a chicken." Psychiatrist: "How long has this been going on?" Patient: "Ever since I was an egg!"
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
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What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris created the platypus by roundhouse kicking a duck at a beaver.
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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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Q: Who was the most famous pirate octopus? A: Captain Squid.
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