What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on him.
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In what state will you find the most cows?
Moo York.
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?
A: Because then the children have to play inside.
Q: Where do birds meet for coffee?
A: In a nest-cafe!
Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his parents for days.
Finally his mother talked his reluctant father into taking him.
"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.
"Great," Little Johnny replied.
"Did you and daddy have a good time?" asked his mother.
"Yeah, daddy really liked it too," exclaimed Little Johnny, "especially when one of the animals came home at 30 to 1!"
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Chuck Norris is the most feared predator on the planet.
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Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse?
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Make the world your playground.
Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up.
Dragging a sock over it helps.
If you can't get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
Nap often.
When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
Life is hard, and then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
Variety is the spice of life.
One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them, and play with them when they're busy.
Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".