What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
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A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers.
He noticed a bull nearby.
Say, farmer "Is that bull safe?"
"Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!"
What do you call explosive cow vomit?
A cud missle.
Chuck norris once killed a bear with an imaginary knife.
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Q: Why did the duck go to Brooklyn?
A: To buy some quack.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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What did Cinderella Dolphin where to the ball?
Glass flippers.
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
What is the feeling that you've smelled a certain skunk before?
Deja phew.
Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car.
Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
"Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something… but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground."
After the third hunter left, the two decided to try it.
A little while later one hunter said to the other, "You know, that guy was right. This is a lot easier!"
"Yeah, but we’re getting farther from the truck," the other added.