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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit? Haremail.
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Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.
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Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
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An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks, "How high up are we?" "About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies. The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?"
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What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
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What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.
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Q: Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? A: Sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.
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Dog rules 1. If I like it, it's mine. 2. If its in my mouth, it's mine. 3. If I can take it from you, it's mine. 4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine. 5. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine. 6. If its mine, it must never appear to be yours anyway. 7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine. 8. If I saw it first, it's mine. 9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine. 10. If its broken, it's yours.
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A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows. Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark. He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators. "Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?" Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England." The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
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Chuck Norris doesn't eat honey. He chews bees...
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Q:Why do dogs stick their noses in women's crotches? A:Because they can.
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