What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Why did the frog cross the road?
To see what the chicken was doing.
Q: What is worst than raining black cats and bloodhounds?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.
The matchmaker approached a single woman and told her he had a husband for her.
“I’m ashamed to bring this up,” he said, “but the man wants to be sure you are compatible in bed. He wants, he says, a sample.”
The woman was shocked. “Such a thing you ask a Christian virtuous woman? Such a crude person would suggest such a thing? He must be a barnyard animal, not a gentleman.”
The matchmaker, trying to earn a fee, said, “He’s a pragmatic, man. After all, to him it’s not a big deal… just a sample.”
She thought a minute. “A pragmatic man, is he? So tell him I don’t give samples. I can give him 50 or 60 references, if he wants, though.
Q: What's worse than having termites in your piano?
A: Crabs on your organ.
A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was getting home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next day he decided to drive the cat 40 blocks away. He put the beast out and headed home.
Driving back up his driveway, there was the cat!
He kept taking the cat further and further and the cat would always beat him home. At last he decided to drive a few miles away, turn right, then left, past the bridge, then right again and another right until he reached what he thought was a safe distance from his home and left the cat there.
Hours later the man calls home to his wife: "Jen, is the cat there?"
"Yes", the wife answers, "why do you ask?"
Frustrated, the man answered, "Put that son of a bitch on the phone, I'm lost and need directions!"
What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers?
Tyrannosaurus Hex.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
a lickalotapus.
Which rabbit was in Western movies?
Hopalong Cassidy.