What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
Whats the difference in a seagull and a babys diaper?
A seagull flits across the shore and a baby shits across the floor.
What do you call a dinosaur that destroys everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.
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Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear?
A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
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Teacher: "Who can tell me 5 wild animals?"
Little Johnny: "2 lions & 3 wolves."
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