A skunk and a rabbit were running through the woods and accidentally they collided with each other. They both got amnesia from the crash. "Who am I? What am I?" said the rabbit confused. "Well, you're one such... with a short tail, long ears..." "I guess!" shouted the rabbit, "I'm a rabbit!" "And what am I?" asked the skunk. "Ah! Yes. You're one such hairy, smelly, with a strip in the middle..." "Wow!", yelled the skunk, "Probably I'm an ass!"
Q: Whats the Diffenence between kinky and perverted? A1: Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. A2: Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him.
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.
Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
A city child came running into the farmhouse. “No wonder that mama pig is so big,” she yelled. “There’s a bunch of little pigs out there blowing her up!”
The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
Who held the baby octopus to ransom? Squidnappers.
Hercules strangled two snakes in his crib when he was a baby. Chuck Norris strangled a grizzly bear moments after birth with his own umbilical cord.
How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts.