Why can’t elephants go on the beach?
Because they can’t keep there trunks up.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers?
Tyrannosaurus Hex.
Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig?
Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
Did you hear about the man who named his horse Radish?
It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
Vote:
What do you call a show full of lions?
The mane event.
One day, two skunks named In and Out, asked their mother if they could go into a store and play.
Their mother said yes, but only for an hour.
An hour later, only Out came back.
Their mother said, "Out, you'd better go back in and find In."
About 10 seconds later, Out comes back with In.
Their mother asked how Out found In so quickly.
"Easy."
Out said.
"In-stincts."
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
Ten-tickles.
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet?
It lives on ice.