Q. What's green and red? A. A very mad frog.
Little Billy sits on his neighbour fence. After a while he asks surprised: Sir, how come your pig has only tree legs? Because I used only one leg for the stock.
What are the most athletic rodents? Track and field mice.
You said it was a great horse and it is. It took twenty other horses to beat him!
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"? Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' Teacher: No, that's wrong Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
Camper: "Look at that bunch of cows." Farmer: "Not bunch, herd." Camper: "Heard what?" Farmer: "Of cows." Camper: "Sure I've heard of cows." Farmer: "No, I mean a cowherd." Camper: "So what? I have no secrets from cows."
What do dinosaurs put on their floors? Rep-tiles.
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa.
Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.