Q. What's green and red?
A. A very mad frog.
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A: Because he's a little hoarse.
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Thistle have to do.
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance they looked like hares.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a dog lying in the corner licking his balls.
He turns to the bartender and says, "Boy, I wish I could do that."
The Bartender replies, "You'd better try petting him first."
How do you shoot a great white shark?
Hold his nose until he turns blue and then you shoot him with a blue shark spear gun.
What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.
What do you call the reindeer with one eye higher than the other?
Isaiah.
Chuck Norris once walked in the opposite direction in the Running of the Bulls.
The bulls turned around and ran for their lives.
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini?
A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.