Q. What's green and red?
A. A very mad frog.
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Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.
The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks."
The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks."
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks.
She looked down, then got run over by the train!
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A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
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A: They have two left feet.
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Squidnappers.
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Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
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