A Bosnian catches a goldfish.
The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish."
The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
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One day there was a tortoise walking on the road.
Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race.
The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race.
The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge.
It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never finished the race because they both took a nap right before the finish line.
So the tortoise is still the champion of the race.
So remember this you snooze you loose!
Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses?
A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Why did the duck get arrested?
because he was selling quack.
Q. Why are fish so smart?
Q. Why are fish so smart
A. Because they swim in schools!
Two rabbits are in a garden and one of the rabbits says, "Thith carrot tathes pithy."
The other rabbit says, "Yes, I know, I just pithed on it."
How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?
Flipper coin.
Q: What did the cow say to the other cow?
A: Moo.
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What's a skunk's favourite game in school?
Show and smell.
What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny?
He keeps coming and coming and coming...
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