A Bosnian catches a goldfish. The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish." The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" "Africa," says the parrot.
Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear? Hare today, gone tomorrow.
Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
Did you hear the joke about the skunk? Never mind, it stinks.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.