A Bosnian catches a goldfish.
The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish."
The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
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Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
Why did the dolphin feel crabby?
Because he ate too many crabs.
Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"
Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?
It has 4 rabbits feet.
A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting.
When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump.
My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go."
"But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked.
"I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered.
But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked.
He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
Q. How does a frog confuse you?
A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
Why are rabbits like calculators?
They both multiply a lot.
A lady opened her refrigerator and saw a rabbit sitting on one of the shelves, "What are you doing in there?" she asked.
The rabbit replied, "This is a Westinghouse, isn't it?" The lady confirmed,
"Yes."
"Well," the rabbit said, "I'm westing."
In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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