Why did the dinosaur have so few friends?
Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
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A plowhorse, a honeybee and an old geezer are debating about which of them is the greatest.
The horse says, "I can plow all day long to provide food for dozens of people!"
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The bee says, "I pollinate all the plants every year and make honey besides!"
The old geezer says...
(We're waiting...)
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A man came home from the bar with an unknown woman. He woke up in the morning and yelled,
"A crocodile, a crocodile!"
The woman woke up and asked,
"Where, where?"
A man cried again,
"O-o-oh, the crocodile is talking!"
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits?
A cud thud.
A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull."
The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on.
"If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick."
The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?"
The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family.
She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?"
The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."
Q: What happened when the owl lost his voice?
A: He didn't give a hoot!
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Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
Why do zebras have stripes?
Because the spots where all over.
The Karate Kid killed caught a fly with two chopsticks, Chuck Norris killed a rhino with one.
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