Why did the dinosaur have so few friends? Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house? The Lizard of Oz.
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
What do cows like to listen to? Moo-sic.
Q:Why don't giraffes like fast food? A:Because they can't catch it!
The reason we are human is because Chuck roundhouse kicked a monkey into a higher species.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
What is the definition of revenge? A baby with a dog in its mouth.
I was in Venice Beach in January and there was a homeless man with a sign that said "1 dollar for dirty joke." Seemed like a good investment to me so I gladly handed over a dollar. Homeless man: "Alright sir whats your name?" Me: "John" Homeless man: "So Johny, there is black rooster alright? How many legs does that chicken have." Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right, now how many wings this black rooster got?" Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right, now how many eyes this black rooster got?" Me: "Two?" Homeless man: "Right again, now there is this white cat walking around how many hairs are on that white cat?" Me: "I don't know? A lot?" Homeless man: "Well Johny, why do you know so much about black cock and not enough about white pussy."