Why did the dinosaur have so few friends?
Because Tyrannosaurus reeks!
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Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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Any make, just as long it's a hutchback.
Where do Russian cows come from?
Moscow.
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I have asked my mamma: "Mamma, why do we have 10 cock birds but only 1 hen?"
Mama has said to me: "Because I want that she has a better life than I had."
What did one skunk say to another?
And so do you.
How about we spank each other and call ourselves even?