Q. What's black and white and green?
A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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What is the definition of "derange"?
De place where de cowboys ride.
A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
A cowboy rode up to the saloon, dismounted from his horse, and dusted himself off.
He then walked around to the rear of his horse, lifted the tail and kissed it right on the rectum.
As the cowboy walked into the saloon, the shocked barkeeper asked, "Did you just kiss your horse's butt?"
The cowboy said, "Sure, I've got chapped lips."
The stunned barkeep asked if this was an old Indian cure.
The cowboy said, "Nope.
But, sure as s**t, it keeps me from licking my lips!"
One simply cannot play fair and win in a zoo - there are way too many cheetahs.
What happened to the man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat?
He had to get a new goat.
One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: I want to hold your hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand.
A snail and a slug got in a crash.
When the police, ambulances and news reporters arrived, a reporter asked a tortoise what happened.
He replied: "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"