Joke #1041

Q. What's black and white and green? A. A frog sitting on a newspaper.

Question: What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a pit bull? Answer: Lipstick.

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew.

How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because, if it had 4 doors it would be chicken sedan.

Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? A: Finding half a worm."

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

A duck, a pigeon, and a chicken all walk into a courtroom... The judge asked the duck, "What is your crime?" The duck responds, "I was blowing bubbles in front of City Hall." The judge says, "There's no crime committed here, you're free to go." The judge then asks the pigeon, "What is your crime?" The pigeon responds, "I was also blowing bubbles in front of City Hall." The judge looks a little confused but finally says, "There's no crime committed here, you're also free to go." Lastly, the chicken walks up to the judge, and the judge asks, "What is your crime?" The chicken, first looking back at the pigeon and the duck, then turning to the judge says, "I'm bubbles."

Ronnie goes to the auction. He notices a parrot that was on auction. Ronnie decides to bid for it and so Ronnie starts off with 50 Dollars. Auctioneer: 50 Dollars Voice: 100 Dollars Ronnie: 200 Dollars Voice: 300 Dollars Ronnie: 400 Dollars Voice: 750 Dollars Ronnie: 800 Dollars Auctioneer 800 going once, twice and the parrot is sold. Ronnie to the Auctioneer "I hope this Parrot can speak as I have spent a lot of money on it." Auctioneer Laughing: "Who do you think was Bidding against you.

Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What did the bird say after his cage fell apart? A: "Cheap, cheap!"