Joke #6665

Q: What do you get if you mix a rabbit and a snake? A: A jump rope!
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How did the rabbit become a wrestling champion? It had a lot of hare pins.
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A fellow always wanted to own a pet skunk, so in the dead of winter, he took his girlfriend with him to go hunting for one. After a bit of waiting, they bagged a skunk and brought him back to the truck. The skunk was very scared and very cold, so the guy asks his girlfriend if she can keep the skunk between her legs to keep him warm. "But what about the smell?" asks his girlfriend. "Oh, he'll get used to it, just like I did."
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Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
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At the pet shop, a man spots a parrot without any feet. The man leans in, "Hey buddy, how do you hang onto your perch without any feet?" "I wrap my little parrot penis around this wooden bar, kind of like a hook." "Wow," says the guy. "I can't believe you're so smart! I'm taking you home." Weeks go by, and the parrot not only understands everything the man says, but he gives good advice. The guy is delighted. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot says, "Hey, I don't know if I should tell you this or not, but it's about your wife and the mailman." "What happened?" asks the guy. "Well," the parrot says, "when the mailman came to the door today, your wife greeted him in a sheer nightgown and kissed him on the mouth." "What happened then?" asks the guy. "Then, the mailman came into the house and lifted up your wife's nightgown," reports the parrot. "Oh no!" the guy says. "Then what?" "I don't know," says the parrot. "I got a hard-on and fell off my perch."
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Chuck Norris Killed Medusa with a round house Kick.
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What is a frogs favorite time? Leap Year!
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
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I had to get rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
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In what state will you find the most cows? Moo York.
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Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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