What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
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Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground.
One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?"
"Yeah," says the other cowboy.
"Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."
Just then the Indian looks up.
"Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon."
"Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what colour they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"
The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."
What’s a mouse’s favorite record?
Please cheese me!
Why did the frog cross the street?
Because the chicken crossed the road.
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet.
The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
Q:What did the polar bear say when they saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A:Mmmm, sandwiches!
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert?
A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
Shipped beef.
What magazine makes cows stampede to the newsstand?
Cows-mopolitan!
Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
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