What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
What to polar bears eat for lunch? (Ice berg-ers!)
Q: What is a thespian pony? A: A little horse play
Q: Where did the newlywed horses stay? A: In the bridle suite.
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Did you hear about the aristocratic horse? He was the last of his race!
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
The judge: Why did you shoot the rabbit without being a member of the hunters association? The inculpated: Why did the rabbit eat cabbage from my garden, without being a family member?