Joke #10497

What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle? A polo bear.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia. That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Why did the frog go to the mall? Because he wanted to go hopping.
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Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
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Q:Where do you find giant snails? A:On the ends of their fingers.
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Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
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A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, “What the hell is that all about?” The farmer says, “We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm. There ain’t nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other.”
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An octopus walks into a bar and sees a band playing in the corner, composed of those bar-room heroes, the Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman. He walks up and says “I’m the best musician in the world. I can play any instrument you like”. So the English guy goes “Alright then. Play this” and hands him a guitar. The octopus plays it better than Jimi Hendrix, better than Chuck Berry, better than anyone and hands him back the guitar. The Irishman says “Okay, how about this?” and shows him to the piano. The octopus sits down and plays it like never before – Better than Jerry Lee Lewis and Elton John. The best pianist ever. Finally, a Scotsman says “Alright, let’s see ya play this then” and hands him a set of bagpipes. The octopus looks at them and fumbles with them. Couple more minutes and he’s still struggling and there’s no sound coming out. Couple more minutes and still nothing so the Scotsman says “Oh, so can you not play it then?” And the octopus says “Play it? I’m gonna f*ck her when I get her pyjamas off”
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Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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