What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
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What do you get when you cross a bunny with a spider?
A harenet.
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A: He sticks his nose in the animal's ass. If there's a place for his tongue, it's a cow.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine.
He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself.
Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day?
A: I'm bakin'.
What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?
Hamburger.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a dead beetle in my soup."
Waiter: "Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers."
What did the flower say to be the bee?
"Buzz off you stupid ugly horny cunt."
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Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with.
JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me."
JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father."
BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!"
JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?"
BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto."
JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?"
BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."