What do you call a big white bear with a hole in his middle?
A polo bear.
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Why did the indecisive chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side… er, no… to go shopping… no, not that either… damn it!
Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute
chicken goes cockadoodle do
prostute goes any cock will do.
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An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?
He stank to the bottom of the pool.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
I have no I-Deer.
Q: What is the difference between a chicken and a turkey?
A: Chickens celebrate Thanksgiving!
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Q) What do you call a dog with no legs?
A) It doesn't matter, he won't come!