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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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One simply cannot play fair and win in a zoo - there are way too many cheetahs.
What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?
Haremail.
What's a skunk's philosophy of life?
Eat, stink and be merry.
What do you call a turtle with a hard on?
A slow poke.
Chuck Norris once had a pet monkey...his name was KING KONG
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor?
Rabbit Hood.
A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream.
They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, "I think it's going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?"
So off went junior for Father's umbrella, but three days later he still hadn't returned.
"I think, dear," said Mother Tortoise to Father Tortoise, "that we had better eat junior's ice cream before it melts."
And a voice from the door said, "If you do that I won't go."
One day a blonde, brunette, and redhead were stuck on an island 100 miles away from civilization.
The only way to get home was to swim.
The brunette swam 50 miles before drowning.
The redhead swam 64 miles before getting attacked by a shark.
The blonde went 99 miles but got tried a swam back to the island.