Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a boy scout?
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
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Two snakes are talking.
One of them turns to the other and asks, "Are we venomous?"
The other replays, "Yes,why?..."
"I just bit ma lip."
What's a moo hoo for a cow barn on a holiday?
A merry dairy.
What do you call a man with a rabbit up his jumper?
Warren.
What is the definition of revenge?
A baby with a dog in its mouth.
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One day Mullah was beating his donkey in a remote place.
A man saw him and asked: why are you beating the poor animal.
Sorry, said Mullah, is it a member of your family?
Chuck Norris once uppercut a horse and that is how the giraffe was created.
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Q: What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?
A: Bison.
What hair style is a calf's favorite?
The cowlick.
Q: Why is the camel called the ship of the desert?
A: Because it's full of Arab semen.
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