What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
Two cows were talking.One cow asked the other" I wonder what hamburgers are made of?" The other cow replied "YOUR MOM!
Why was the cannibal looking peeky? Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!
Q: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? A: Becuase the "P" is silent.
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
It was a hot summer night. Slowly I spread her legs and my hand was trying to find its way to her nipple... I was so excited! I never milked a cow before...
A guy walks into a bar with a giraffe, and the giraffe gets waay too drunk. The bartender says, "Hey! you can't leave that lyin' there!" The guy goes, "that's not a lion its a giraffe!"