What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.
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‘Hello,’ I thought.
‘He’s trying to pull a fast one.’
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A: "Cheap, cheap!"
Teacher: "What does a duck say?"
Jenny: "Quack Quack"
Teacher: "What does a cow say?"
Madison: "Moo"
Teacher: "What does a pig say?"
Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
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When Chuck Norris got stung by a bee, the Bee had an allergic reaction called Chuck Norris.
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What do cows read at the breakfast table?
The moospaper.
What do you call an owl magician? HOOOOOdini.
A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night.
All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out.
"Jesus is gonna get you."
The robber ignored it, and takes the TV.
Again, the parrot cries out.
"Jesus is gonna get you."
The robber started to get a little worried.
"What's your name, birdie?"
"Moses."
"What dumbass named you Moses?"
"The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."
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In India, cows wait until Chuck Norris crosses the street.
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I had to get rid of my husband.
The cat was allergic.