What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.
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Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes?
He liked a good croak and dagger.
Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal.
"There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?"
To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk?
A: The utter side.
A boy at a cinema notices what looks like a bear sitting next to him "Are you a bear?"
"Yes"
"What are you doing at the movies?"
"Well, I liked the book!"
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?
(A drizzly bear!)
If you make a cow angry, how will she get even?
She'll cream you.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What's a pet's favorite day?
Saint Petrick's Day.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
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