What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer?
A full bull.
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Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
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What would you get if you crossed a grizzly with the world's greatest basketball player?
Bear Jordan.
What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?
Shipped beef.
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?"
The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite."
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
"Ouch!"
He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!"
The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
How should you treat a baby goat?
Like a kid.
What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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What's a rabbits favorite movie?
Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop.
They hide in potato sacks.
The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
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