What's a moo hoo for a stuffed steer? A full bull.
Did you hear about the horse with the negative altitude? He always said "Neigh"
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska? Eski-moos.
Why did a gambler scare everyone out swimming? He was a card shark.
How is a rabbit like a plum? They re both purple, except for the rabbit.
What's black and white, stinks and hangs from a line? A drip dry skunk.
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
What happened to the cannibal lion? He had to swallow his pride!
Q: Why did the blonde buy a brown cow? A: To get chocolate milk.
If toast always lands butter-side down and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast to the back of a cat and drop it?
Have you seen the offices of the RSPCA? It’s tiny; you couldn’t swing a cat in there.