What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit.
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Q. What did one frog say to another?
A. You're such a WART!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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What animal do you look like when you get into the bath?
A little bear.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
faces like yours
belong in a zoo.
Don't worry I'll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk?
A: The utter side.
A waitress walks up to a man to take his order.
"I'd like to get the turtle soup, please."
The waitress walks off to go get his order, but the man changes his mind and decides he wants the pea soup instead.
"Hold the turtle, make it pea!"
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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?
He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get?
Half and half.
