What do you get from a cowmedian?
Cream of Wit.
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The old mosquito puts the little baby’s to bed and tells them:
If you are good, tomorrow I’m going to take you to the nudists.
What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial?
Odour in court.
I had to go round next door and look after my neighbour’s cat while he was away.
Now there’s a great pile of crap and a puddle of wee on his kitchen floor.
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What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
A steak-out.
Q: What is a zebra?
A: A horse behind bars.
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A: "Cheap, cheap!"
Q: What do you call a chilly dog sitting on bunny?
A: A Cold dog on a bun.