Joke #10421

An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
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A little kid gets on a city bus, sits right behind the driver, and starts talking loudly, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I'd be a little bull." The driver gets annoyed as the kids continues to yammer on. "If my dad was an rooster and my mom a hen, I would be a little chick." The kid goes on and on with all the animals he knows, when finally, the bus driver yells, "What if your dad was a bum and your mom was a drunk?" The kid smiles and says, "I'd be a bus driver."
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How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
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Question: What’s worse than a male chauvinistic pig? Answer: A woman that doesn’t do what she’s told.
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