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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Q: Why can't the bankrupt cowboy complain?
A: He has got no beef.
Two snakes were crawling along when one snake asked the other, "Are we poisonous?"
The other replied, "You're darn right we are! We're rattlesnakes. Why do you ask?"
To which the first replied, "Because I just bit my tongue"
Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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Q: What do the mosquito parents say to their small children, when they see people lying on the sandy beach during a hot summer day more than 15 minutes?
A: "Kids, prepare the cutlery and your chin-straps.
Our lunch is already heated up and ready for the consumption!"
Chuck Norris can mess with the bull without getting the horns.
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Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Pork Chop.
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I had a knock at my door earlier, it was a policeman…
“Mr Cook?”
“Yes,” I replied.
“I’m afraid your dog has just been reported to have chased someone on a bike.”
I said, “That’s bullshit – my dog doesn’t have a bike!”
Q: What is red and black?
A: A sunburnt zebra.