Q. What do frogs do with paper?
A. Rip-it!
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Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
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That's bullshit, my dog can't even ride a bicycle.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
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What's a teddy bears favourite pasta?
Tagliateddy.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream!
What color socks do bears wear?
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Spider: Why are you terrified by me?
Me: Well the reasons I had have all now been replaced by the fact you can talk.
How did cows feel when the branding iron was invented?
They were very impressed.
