Q. What do frogs do with paper?
A. Rip-it!
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They taste like chicken.
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A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar.
The first orders a beer, the second orders half a beer, the third orders a quarter of a beer, and so on.
After the seventh order, the bartender pours two beers and says, "You fellas ought to know your limits."
A Democrat walks into a doctor's office with a frog sitting on his head.
The frog looks at the doctor and says, "Hey doc, can you get this wart off my ass?
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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How far can a rabbit run into the woods?
Halfway.
After that she's running out of the woods.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.