Q. What do frogs do with paper?
A. Rip-it!
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Boobies.
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The manr part.
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Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one?
I don't know, two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
A snail and a slug got in a crash.
When the police, ambulances and news reporters arrived, a reporter asked a tortoise what happened.
He replied: "I don't know, it all happened so fast!"
What is the difference between an pilot and a pig?
The pig doesn't turn into a pilot when it's drunk.
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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
He prawned everything.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…
A group of Americans were traveling by tour bus through Holland.
As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through the process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used.
She showed the group a lively hillside where many goats were grazing.
"These," she explained, "are the older goats put out to pasture when they no longer produce."
She then asked, "What do you do in America with your old goats?"
A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours!"