Q. What do frogs do with paper?
A. Rip-it!
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest?
When its raining cats and dogs.
Three blondes were walking through the forest when they came upon a set of tracks.
The first blonde said, “Those are deer tracks.”
The second blonde said, “No those are elk tracks.”
The third blonde said, “You’re both wrong, those are moose tracks.”
The blondes were still arguing when the train hit them.
Emma: So, what kind of tracks were they?
Turtle to turtle: "Don't ya just love the sound of rain on your roof?"
What did the customer say to the pet shop assistant after buying a bunny?
Rabbit up nicely, it's a gift.
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Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
A: Because then they'd be bay gulls.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says, "I can't believe I blew twenty bucks in there..."
Lara Rabbit: "Do you think that's Sophie's natural color?"
Zara Rabbit: "Only her hare dresser knows for sure."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.
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