What do you call a poodle with no legs? A sponge.
Q: What do you call a naked deer? A: Buck naked!
How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk? A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant.
How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable? He tried to stirrup some interest!
Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse? A: An Arab mechanic.
What happens when sharks take their clothes off? They go sharkers.
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
What do you call an affectionate rabbit? A tender, loving hare.
A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, "Does your dog bite?" The shopkeeper says, "No, my dog does not bite." The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. "Ouch!" He says, "I thought you said your dog does not bite!" The shopkeeper replies, "That is not my dog!"
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
How does a leopard change its spots? When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another.