Joke #9884

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
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Me: Hey look its Nemo! Worker: Sir, that's a clown fish. Me: Bitch, that's a Nemo!
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In what type of weather is the vet the busiest? When its raining cats and dogs.
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A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver looked at the child and blurted out, "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!" Infuriated, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said, "Why, he shouldn't say things to insult passengers. He could be fired for that." "You're right," she said. "I think I'll go back up there and give him a piece of my mind!" "That's a good idea," the man said. "Here, let me hold your monkey."
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What do you get if you cross a steer and a chicken? Roost beef.
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Mama Raptor and Papa Raptor were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Raptor a choice of which parent to live with. JUDGE: "Do you want to live with your mother?" BABY RAPTOR: "No! She beats me." JUDGE: "OK, then you can live with your father." BABY RAPTOR: "No! He beats me too!" JUDGE: "Well you have to live with someone. Who do you want to live with?" BABY RAPTOR: "I want to live with my Aunt Bertha in Toronto." JUDGE: "Is there any chance she'll beat you also?" BABY RAPTOR: "No sir. The Toronto Raptors don't beat anybody."
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What is the longest organ in a sheep's body? A New Zealander's cock!
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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100? Because when she gets to 69 she has a frog in her throat.
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If you crossed a cow with a goat, what would you get? Half and half.
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As horses say to one another. Any friend of yours is a palomino!
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