Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any?
Dunno.
Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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An udder failure.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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A hare-cut.
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