Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Because he never fucks up.
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Chuck Norris had to stop washing his clothes in the ocean.
The tsunamis were killing people.
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Meteors didn't kill the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris just needed a new pair of boots.
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Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
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The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.
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CNN tells about every disaster around the world.
CNN is actually Chuck Norris News.
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Chuck Norris doesn't contribute to global warming, he exhales pure oxygen.
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Cancer gets checked for Chuck Norris.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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