Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.
The earth is rotating because Chuck Norris is breathing.
Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Jason Bourne fought Chuck Norris but he can't remember because now he has amnesia.
My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
Chuck Norris can win a game of 'Connect 4' in 3 turns.
Chuck Norris was supposed to make a cameo appearence in "Full House" but he was let off because he wanted to rename the show "Roundhouse."
When Chuck Norris goes to the beach, he puts on sunscreen to protect the sun from him.
Chuck Norris can play PS3 games - on PS1