Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Wolverine has been called indestructible because of his adamantium skeleton... until Chuck Norris broke every bone in his body.
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Chuck Norris beat the Hulk in an arm wreslting contest... with his leg.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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