Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Chuck Norris graduated from the School of Hard Knocks with an MBA - Mega Bad Ass.
What you call a wrecking ball, Chuck Norris calls a punching bag.
Chuck Norris can pop every kernel in the bag without burning one.
Got said, "Let there be light!" Chuck Norris looked at him and said: "Say please."
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
The boogie man checks his closet at night for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris has walked to the end of the universe and back.