Chuck Norris crossed the road. No one has ever dared question his motives.
Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
In high school, teachers had to raise up their hand to speak to Chuck Norris.
On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
When Chuck Norris got his first sling-shot, he created what we now know today as the "Moon", "Mars", "Jupitar", "Saturn" and "Pluto"
Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
A man once insulted Chuck Norris by saying he was smarter than him. That man was Stephen Hawking.
Chuck Norris has never taken a test, because no one questions Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris eats teddy grahams, he craps out grizzly bears.
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.