Chuck Norris crossed the road.
No one has ever dared question his motives.
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Chuck Norris finds it impossible to understand the concept of impossibility.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris can give you a wet willie with a dry finger.
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Chuck Norris can't get a riddle wrong.
The riddle can only have the wrong answer.
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The Hulk is Green because he envys Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris is the only human being to display the Heisenberg uncertainty principle -- you can never know both exactly where and how quickly he will roundhouse-kick you in the face.
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Chuck Norris knows your reading this...
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