Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris once broke the land bike speed record with a bike with a lost chain and a missing back wheel.
Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.