Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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NASA is negotiating with Chuck Norris about using his roundhouse kick as a propulsion to get to Mars.
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The easiest way to determine Chuck Norris' age is to cut him in half and count the rings.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris eats blackholes as light snacks.
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There is no theory of evolution.
Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
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Chuck Norris can smoke underwater.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris won a soccer game. He was the referee.
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The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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