Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Nagasaki never had a bomb dropped on it. Chuck Norris jumped out of a plane and punched the ground.
Christano Roanaldo dives because he thinks of Chuck Norris.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. There were no survivors, and nobody is brave enough to go to the island to retrieve the footage.
Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Chuck Norris sprinted 2 marathons - backwards.
They once made a "Chuck Norris" brand toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody.
If Chuck Norris had to he could give CPR to himself.
Sand is created by Chuck Norris shouting at rocks.