Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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When Chuck Norris breaks a sweat... he tries to do it as quickly as possible so as not to hurt it.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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Chuck Norris can skip a sound track on the radio if he doesn't like it.
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When Chuck Norris plays Nazi Zombies it's the Zombies who build barriers.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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In America, Chuck Norris finds you But in Soviet Russia, you find Chuck Norris.
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Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
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Paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, but Chuck Norris beats all 3 at the same time.
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The Beatles' song "HELP" was written after they met Chuck Norris.
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