Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris once went sky diving, he did not use a parachute. The spot he landed on is now known as the Grand Canyon.
Chuck Norris doesn't expect the unexpected. He knows the unexpected.
Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.
Q: What's the difference between Chuck Norris and a bear? A: Chuck Norris has more chest hair.
When Chuck Norris' dreams come true, your worst nightmares begin.
The Godfather once came to Chuck Norris and asked for a favor.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Revenge is a dish best served...by Chuck Norris.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
When Chuck Norris pours a bowl of Rice Krispies, they shut the hell up!