Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made of real cowboys.
It's not the fall that kills you, it's Chuck Norris waiting for you at the bottom.
If you type Chuck Norris into Microsoft Word, the little paper-clip just hangs himself.
Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight. The loser had to go live in the north pole.
Chuck Norris could actually win on Takeshi's Castle.
Extra Terrestrials often visit Earth from other galaxies - they're here to see if Chuck Norris really exists.
Chuck Norris does not wear a seatbelt and reclines his seat before takeoff and landing on an airplane because he can.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
Chuck Norris' toothpaste doesn't have baking soda in it, it has gunpowder in it.