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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
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Chuck Norris has a black belt in every language.
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Chuck Norris wears white to a funeral, no one asks why.
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Chuck Norris can stand at the bottom of a bottomless pit.
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