Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is gmail@chucknorris.com
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Chuck Norris doesn’t ride a horse, he uses his crotch to carry it.
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Chuck Norris was born feet first.
It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Ozzy Osbourne once accidentally bit the head off a live bat - Chuck Norris once deliberately bit the head off a live pterodactyl.
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