Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
Chuck Norris drew a triangle with four sides.
Chuck Norris is the real man inside of Chucky.
All of Chuck Norris's opinions can be proven with science.
Chuck Norris doesn't age, he levels up!
Newton's Third Law is wrong: Although it states that for each action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, there is no force equal in reaction to a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.
A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
Chuck Norris puts the fun in funeral.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
King Kong climbed the Empire State Building because Chuck Norris was waiting at the bottom.
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.