Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
The wrecking ball in the Miley Cyrus video isn't a wrecking ball it's one of Chuck Norris testicles.
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
If you weigh 78kg on earth you will weigh 13kg on the moon. If Chuck Norris weighs 78kg on earth, the moon weighs 13kg on Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris punches someone in the stomach they get hit in the back of the head.
There is no theory of evolution, just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Once visiting Arizona, Chuck Norris spat on the ground. The place is now known as the meteor crater.