Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris will never die.
The Grim Reaper is too scared to come and claim him.
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Chuck Norris actually died a while back.
Death just can't get the nerve to tell him.
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If Chuck Norris was a spartan the movie would be called "1".
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When Chuck Norris visits Europe on vacation, France surrenders.
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Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.
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Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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