Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Death once took Chuck Norris.
He regreted it.
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The city of Dallas wanted to name a major street Chuck Norris Boulevard but decided against it because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives!
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Chuck Norris doesn't daydream.
He's too busy giving other people nightmares.
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China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
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Somebody said that Chuck sucks, since then their severed head with many foot marks have been found...
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The role of terminator was originaly played by Chuck Norris, but they decided against it as no-one would want to shit their pants for two hours strait.
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If you poke Chuck Norris on facebook he will kick you.
On facebook!
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What is so good about Chuck Norris?
He is just some stupid actor, if he was really that good he would come here and bash my head on the keyboD5LISDALGFRGY I idyfgylbhyuu2213874rt fsdnljsdha.
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Some people wear Superman pajamas.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
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Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
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