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Chuck Norris can swim in an empty pool.
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Chuck Norris can drive a car without gas... or an engine.
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Chuck Norris once spent a month in El Paso one night.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke. The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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Chuck Norris won gold for sitting in the crowd at the olympics.
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The results of a recent Harris Poll on "what's scarier" forced the Discovery channel to cancel Shark week in lieu of Chuck Norris week.
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Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
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Chuck Norris is the reason terrorists hide in caves.
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