When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.
He who lives by Chuck Norris, dies by the roundhouse kick.
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Chuck Norris once lapped his opponent...in a drag race.
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The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea.
Until it met Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
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The supreme court issued a ban not allowing Chuck Norris to flex his muscles, for fear of public safety.
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Ckuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet...he scares the shit out of it.
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Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
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