When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Chuck Norris told his iPhone 2g it was a iPhone 4. He can now multi task and use face time.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Chuck Norris was born feet first. It was the only time a doctor died during childbirth.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Chuck Norris tells his GPS when he wants to turn.
Sticks and stones may break your bones but Chuck Norris' fists will kill you.
It has been said that if you name any custom class in Call of Duty "Chuck Norris" you will instantly win every match you set foot in.
Chuck Norris's urine was the main ingredient for balco's designer steroids. Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.