When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
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When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris is the reason Pluto is no longer a planet.
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Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he dares his grass to grow.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a case for his phone.
The ground is afraid to break it.
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Chuck Norris has a diary.
It's called the Guinness Book of World Records.
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When Chuck Norris was in kindergarden he made his teacher spit out her gum.
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Columbus may have discovered America, but after a conversation with Chuck Norris it was decided, Chuck Norris discovered America.
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Chuck Norris doesn't make typos.
Words simply stutter in his presence.
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Scientists have predicted the world will end in 2012, but that's just a guess when Chusk Norris' patience will run out.
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Chuck Norris cuts paper by sticking his fingers out in a V and moving them up and down.
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