When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Finally, they discovered real cause of Bruce Lee's death – extreme exhaustion from fight with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris didn't shoot the sheriff, but he roundhouse kicked the deputy.
Chuck Norris does not need guns to win, he only uses them to fight fairly.
Chuck Norris Turns his grass emo so it will cut itself.
Chuck Norris sends paper letters through email.
Chuck Norris eats granite and drinks lava for his lunch.
Chuck Norris once rode a bull, and nine months later it had a calf.
Chuck Norris lives on The Road Not Taken.
Chuck Norris is spelled with a silent "awesome".