When Chuck Norris enters into a courtroom, the judge stands up.
Three seconds after Chuck Norris was shot, the bullet came out screaming.
The pouch respects Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris gets a the highest score possible on Wii Fit by sitting down.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself because nobody else is capable (or could even live) to give birth to Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris's computer has no "backspace" button, Chuck Norris doesn't make mistakes.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
Once chuck norris and time had race. Result: The time is still running.
Chuck Norris does not know about this website. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.