Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris' favorite game is winning.
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.