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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
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Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Chuck Norris's keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Chuck Norris's programs can pass the Turing Test by staring at the interrogator.
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Chuck Norris doesn't use web standards as the web will conform to him.
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Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
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A customer comes into the computer store. I'm looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, something really challenging." "Well," replied the clerk, "Have you tried Vista?"
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