How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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Two blokes sitting in a bar, 1 says, "After 10 years of marriage, s*x is down to three times a year."
The other replies, "Same here pal, as a matter of fact if my wife didn't sleep with her mouth open I'd have none at all."
boy: spell "me"
girl: M-E
boy: but you forgot the D
girl: there's no D in me
boy: not yet ;)
Q: What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?
A: One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year.
What do you call a stoner that just broke up with his girlfriend?
Homeless.
Girl: Babe I just gotta a tattoo of a sea shell on my thigh can you hear the ocean?
*Pulls his head to her thigh*
Guy: Nope, But I sure can smell the fish.
When the first legal brothel opened here in Brissy I got the OK from the missus to check it out and have myself a good time.
I was in there like a flash and as I was the only client at that time I has my choice of the buffet on offer.
I chose a gorgeous tall slim redhead but before moving off to the rooms she stated that she wont work with anyone unless they are 10 inches.
Being a little embarrassed as you would be I asked her politely to sit back down.
I mean after all, no matter how hot they were I wasn't about to cut 2 inches of my manhood for anyone...
Q: What's a blonde's favorite drink
A: A cocktail.
Sex is like math:
Add the bed
Subtract the clothes
Divide the legs and pray you dont multiply
I've some bread dough in my pants.
Wanna see if it rises?