How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.
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An Italian and a Greek were arguing about which country added the most to civilization.
The Greek: We built the Acropolis!
the Italian: We built the colloseum!
The Greek: We gave the world advanced math!
the Italian: We made the Roman Empire!
The Greek: We discovered sex!
the Italian: And we introduced it to women!
We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows...
You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
Lady, how many sex partners have you had?
Three.. oh no, wait... nine - I have forgotten one case.
Man comes home to his wife and says to her: "With the new pair of glasses, you look like sh.t."
"But I don't have a new pair of glasses..." she replies.
"But, I do."
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?
A: Clothes.
Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don't have to swallow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.
A man was getting ready to close his bar for the night when a robber with a ski mask burst in and pulls a gun.
He yells to him, "This is a stick-up! Put all your dough in this bag!"
The scared the man pleads, "Don't shoot, please! I'll do as you say!"
The robber yells, "Shut up and empty the cash register!"
HE says, "Okay, okay! Just don't shoot, I have a wife and kids! I'll do whatever you say!"
The crook takes the money then puts the gun to the the man's head and says, Alright, now give me a bl*wjob!"
"Anything!" cries Banta, "Just don't shoot!"
The man starts to blow the crook.
As the crook gets excited, he drops the gun.
Man sees the gun on the floor, picks it up, hands it back to the crook and yells, "Hold the gun, damn it! Somebody might walk in!"
If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?
Valentines Day is the day that the "V" and "D" come together.
Vote:
A father was advising his son: "If you want to have a big and strong dick in future you have to eat more walnuts."
Suddenly son's mother by an angry face shouted: "Why when you were child did'nt eat enough walnut yourself?"