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What's a teddy bears favourite pasta? Tagliateddy.
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What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
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How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini? A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
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Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
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The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
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What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
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What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
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What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.
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