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What's a teddy bears favourite pasta? Tagliateddy.
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An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
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Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
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What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.
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One day a man goes to a pet shop to buy a parrot. The assistant takes the man to the parrot section and asks the man to choose one. The man asks, "How much is the yellow one?" The assistant says, "$2000." The man is shocked and asks the assistant why it's so expensive. The assistant explains, "This parrot is a very special one. He knows typewriting and can type really fast." "What about the green one?" the man asks. The assistant says, "He costs $5000 because he knows typewriting and can answer incoming telephone calls and takes notes." "What about the red one?" the man asks. The assistant says, "That one's $10,000." The man says, "What does HE do?" The assistant says, "I don't know, but the other two call him boss."
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When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head? Steer phones.
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter? Deviled eggs.
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Where do Russian cows come from? Moscow.
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