What's a teddy bears favourite pasta? Tagliateddy.
What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache? A bad mood.
How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites? They take a gallop poll!
Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
Q: What's the difference between a porcupine and a lambrogini? A: Procupines have pricks on the outside.
Q: Why do women have 2% more brains then a cow? A: So, when you pull their tits they won't shit on the floor.
The snake was punished because Chuck Norris tempted it to ate the apple.
What's the difference between an old cat and a baby kitten? An old cat scratches and bites but a little pussy never hurt anybody!
What do you if you're trapped inside a whale? Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
Did you hear about the egg laden rabbit who jumps off bridges? He's the Easter Bungee.
What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.