Joke #10576

How can you tell when a skunk is angry? It raises a stink.

What do you call a show full of lions? The mane event.

"Name?" "Abdul Aziz." "Sex?" "Three to five times a day." "No, no... I mean male or female?" "Yes, male, female, sometimes camel." "Holy cow!" "Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general." "But isn't that hostile?" "Horse style, doggy style, any style!" "Oh dear!" "No, no! Deer run too fast..."

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow? A tail pail.

What's the favourite flavour of sharks? Shark-o-late.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.

What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.

How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo.

Where do you find a down-and-out octopus? On squid row.