How can you tell when a skunk is angry?
It raises a stink.
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Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their backs.
Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?
Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck.
What do you call a gigantic polar bear?
Nothing, you just run away.
Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom!
A man is walking through a park when he steps in a pile of dog mess.
He pauses to wipe his shoe on the grass and sees another man step into the same pile.
‘I just did that,’ says the man, so the other man rubs his nose in it.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.
Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose.
Ortoise: How does he smell?
Gemma: Awful!
What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A harenet.