Joke #2854

Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
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The more people I meet, the more I like my cat.
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Q: What do you call a cow during an earthquake? A: A milk shake.
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A worm gets out from cherry compote and, after he stretches a little, says satisfied: I love sauna!
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A family is driving in their car on a holiday. A frog crosses the road and the husband, who is driving, is able to stop the car. He gets out an takes the frog and carries him to the side of the road. Frog is grateful, thanks the man, and tells him that he will grant him a wish. Man says: please make my dog win the next dog race. Frog asks to look at the dog which jumps out of the car. The frog notices that the dog has only got three legs and tells the man that he thinks it is almost impossible to fulfill his wish and asks that the man will tell him another wish. The man says: "Well, then please help that my wife will win the next beauty contest in the area." Frog asks him to tell his wife to get out of the car. Wife comes out of the car and approaches the frog. The frog turns to the man and says: "Could I please have another look at the dog?"
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Did you hear about the man with five keen senses? He still lacked common and horse!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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What do you get from a cow on the North Pole? Cold cream.
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A guy asks his waiter at a restaurant how they prepare their chicken. The waiter goes blank for a second, then says, "Nothing special really... We just tell them they're going to die..."
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Chuck Norris tangled with Wolverine. He beat to him to a bloody pulp, then dared him to heal himself. Wolverine will not be in the next X-Men movie.
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That tornado damage your cow barn any? Dunno. Haven't found the durn thing yet.
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