Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Why do cows wear bells around their necks? Because their horns don't work.
What is the difference between an pilot and a pig? The pig doesn't turn into a pilot when it's drunk.
Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.
When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house? He prawned everything.
Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet? It lives on ice.
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day? A: Forget-me-nuts.
What do you call a tired cow? Milked out.
One day little Johnny was digging a hole in his back yard. The next-door neighbor spotted him and decided to investigate. "Hello Johnny, what are you up to?" he asked. "My goldfish died and I'm gonna bury him," Johnny replied. "That's a really big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" asked the neighbor. "That's because he's inside your cat!"