Joke #2854

Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.

What do you call an owl magician? HOOOOOdini.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and as he enters, notices a horse and the end of the bar with a sign on it. Out of curiosity, he approaches the bartender and asks what the deal is with the horse at the end of the bar. The bartender tells him: "The sign says if you can make the horse laugh you'll win $50. Take note though that hundreds of people have tried and no-one has been able to do it." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So he walks to the end of the bar, whispers something into the horse's ear, and within seconds the horse is laughing hysterically. "That's amazing," said the bartender. "Tell you what, if you can make him cry I'll double your winnings." "Get out the money," says Chuck," I'll be right back." So Chuck walked again over to the horse, came back to the bartender 2 minutes later, and the horse was balling and sobbing like a baby. "Well," replied Chuck Norris, "First I told him a had a bigger d*ck than he did. Then I showed him."

You said this horse could jump as high as a ten foot fence and he can't jump at all. Well neither can a fence!

One day the zookeeper noticed that the Orangutan was reading two books - the Bible and Darwin's Origin of Species. In surprise he asked the ape, "Why are you reading both those books"? "Well," said the Orangutan, "I just wanted to know if I was my brother's keeper or my keeper's brother."

Q: What is a snake's favorite subject in school? A: Hissssstory.

Where do cows like to ride on trains? In the cow-boose.

What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.

First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.

Chuck Norris once taught a French Bulldog to be English.

What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.