Q. Why did the tiger loose at poker? A. Because he was playing with a cheetah.
Q: What is height of De-hydration? A: A cow giving milk powder.
What do you call a dinosaur with magic powers? Tyrannosaurus Hex.
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
Scooby Doo prefers Norris snacks'.
Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were having a conversation one fine Sunday evening. One remarked to the other, ‘I got a new hearing device and it works fine?' The second said, ‘oh yes, my grandchildren just love the gifts of my choice.' The third one who noticed the hearing device in the ear of the first one asked, what kind is it?' The one with the brand new hearing device answered ‘about 6 O'clock'. All three of them looked up in the birds in the sky and said, "Birds of the same feather ‘flock' together."
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head? A tiger moth.
What do you do when two snails have a fight? Leave them to slug it out.
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!