Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
If you crossed a cow with Michael Jackson, what song would you get? "Beeflt!"
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner? He was already stuffed!
Why are rabbits never gold? How would you tell them apart from goldfish?
What do you call an unusual rabbit? A rare hare.
Usain Bolt is so fast I saw a Cheetah giving him a High 5.
Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, "Twist to open."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
Chuck Norris likes his steaks still mooing.