Joke #10517

Why was the lion-tamer fined? He parked on a yellow lion.
Vote:
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

One day three women went camping - a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. The blonde suddenly had to go to the bathroom. She went into the woods with her toilet paper and did her business. While she was gone, the brunette and the redhead decided to play a joke on her. They skinned a rabbit and snuck up on the blonde, put the guts behind her and ran back to the campsite. Three minutes later they heard a scream. Then they waited another half an hour and the blonde came back, sweating. She said, "I had to poop so hard I pooped my guts out. But thanks to God and these two fingers, I stuffed them back in."
Vote:
has 68.02 % from 134 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, business, ginger, god
Why couldn't the skunk use her phone? It was out of odor!
Vote:
has 15.98 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
How does a frog confuse you? When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
Vote:
has 19.47 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: animal
A crocodile has 2 eyes and 80 teeth. Question: What has 80 eyes and 2 teeth? Answer: A full bus of old men.
Vote:
has 34.88 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, animal, old people
A man limps into a bar with a cane and alligator. The bartender stops him and says "Hold on a second here - you can't bring that animal in here, they aren't allowed!" So the man says, "But my gator here does a really cool trick..." The bartender says "Well then, lets see!" So the man whips out his dick and shoves it in the gators mouth. He then takes his cane and starts bashing the gator in the head with it. A crowd gathers around and everyone is astonished when he pulls out his dick without a single scratch. He looks around at the crowd and says, "Does anyone else want to try?" An old lady raises her hand and says..."Sure, but don't hit me with that stick."
Vote:
has 65.52 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, animal, bar, sex
There's two fish in a tank, and one says ''How do you drive this thing?''
Vote:
has 37.61 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
What happened to the frog's car when his parking meter expired? It got toad!!
Vote:
has 39.32 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, car
If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
Vote:
has 83.31 % from 599 votes. More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, duck
A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passengers had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said "I wish you could talk." The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. "You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down. "Well, did you see this?" "Yes," motioned the monkey. "What happened?" The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth. "They were drinking?" asked the officer. "Yes." "What else?" The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth. "They were smoking marijuana?" "Yes." "Now wait, you're saying your owners were drinking, and smoking marijuana before they wrecked." "Yes." "What were you doing during all this?" "Driving" motioned the monkey.
Vote:
has 81.88 % from 160 votes. More jokes about: animal, car, cop, death
An asp in the grass is a snake, but a grasp in the ass is a goose.
Vote:
has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting