First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them?
Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.
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Teacher: Billy, how do you spell "Crocodile"?
Billy: ‘K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
Teacher: No, that's wrong
Billy: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it!
How did the blonde try to kill the bird??
She threw it off a cliff.
A black guy walks into a bar with a beautiful parrot on his shoulder.
"Wow," says the bartender.
"That is really something. Where'd you get it?"
"Africa," says the parrot.
What's green with red spots?
A frog with the chicken pox!
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
Labradoodles were made when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a Labrador and a Poodle at the same time.
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What is the longest organ in a sheep's body?
A New Zealander's cock!
Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.
What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law?
There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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