Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
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Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?
Deviled eggs.
According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip?
Because they are both tail bearers.
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit.
They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature.
The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said "Oh I know."
So she when in the car and rumaged through her purse and came out with what looked a bottle.
She poured it on the rabit and they both got in the car.
Suddenly the rabit got up hopped a little bit and waved, hopped a little and waved, hopped to the top of the hill and waved.
Then dissapered over it.
The husband just stared at his wife and said "Honey, what did you pour on that rabit?"
His wife just said "Hair Restorer with a permanent wave."
Why couldnt the teddy bear eat any more thanksgiving dinner?
He was already stuffed!
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Q. Why did the man cross the road?
A. He heard the chicken was a slut.
Did you hear the joke about the skunk?
Never mind, it stinks.