Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
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What do you call a dog wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want, he cant hear you.
Why is it that if you give a child an encyclopedia, lawyer is always the third thing they look up?
Because the first thing a child looks up is dog.
The second is snake.
And under snake, the encyclopedia says See Lawyer.
"May I buy half a rabbit?"
"No, we don't split hares."
What kind of car does a rabbit drive?
A furrari.
What is the golden rule for cows?
Do unto udders as you would have udders do to you.
What do you get when you cross a bumble bee with a rabbit?
A honey bunny.
Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious looking bear.
The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.
The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You're crazy! You'll never be able to outrun that bear!"
"I don't have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have to outrun you."
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing?"
The eagle answered: "Sure, why not."
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested.
All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up...
What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
Eski-moos.