Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Spot.
What's a rabbits favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
Did you hear about the snobby cow? She thought she was a cutlet above the rest.
A man went to work for a zoo veterinarian. "Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him. "How do I do that?" he asked. "Carefully," replied the vet.
A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, “Where were you during the first half?” He replied “Putting on my shoes!”.
A stallion and a mare where due to get married, but the stallion didn't show up at the church. He got colt feet.
How do you go about hiring a horse? Try two pairs of stilts!
What do you call a cow who argues with her husband? A bullfighter.
Name an animal that lives in Lapland? A reindeer Good, now name another. Another reindeer!
There was a blonde a redhead and a brunette running from a cop. They hide in potato sacks. The officer kicks each bag....when he kicks the redheads bag she goes meow....when he kick the brunettes bag she goes ruff...when he kicks the blondes bag she goes potatoes!