Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully!
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What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off?
I ll get you next slime.
What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat?
Thistle have to do.
Q: Why does a squirrle swim on its back?
A: To keep its nuts dry
Two crocks rest on the basin of a zoo talking:
Yesterday, the caretaker cursed me, said the older one.
What did you do?
Asks the other. - I’ve swallowed him...
A blonde is driving down the road and she sees a dead rabbit.
She stops the car and called out, "Does anybody got any hairspray!?"
A man pulls up and gives her a bottle of spray and she sprays it on the dead rabbit and the man stares and says "Why u doing that?"
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A: He was looking for pooh!
Q: What do you call a snake who works for the government?
A: A civil serpent.