Joke #9861

Why wouldn't anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!
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A woman went to the doctor's and complained of being really sore. "Do you have any idea why?" "Well, I had sex with an elephant!" "You did? But elephants are known to have small penises!" "Yeah, but he fingered me first."
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